THE PIED PIPER OF WASHINGTON

The Pied Piper of Washington DC

May 13th, 2009 . by TexasFred , http://rpc.blogrolling.com/redirect.php?r=caca93b61b79cd741e2bf0db31d62a9b&url=http%3A%2F%2Ftexasfred.net%2F

The Pied Piper of Washington DC

There was a Pied Piper who said, “We live in the greatest country in the world. Come help me change it!”

*And the people said, “Change is good!”

Then he said, “We are going to tax the rich fat-cats,”…

*And the people said “Sock it to them!” and “redistribute their wealth.”

And then he said, “Redistribution of wealth is good for everybody”

*And Joe the plumber said, “are you kidding me?” And Joe’s personal records were hacked and publicized.

*And one lone reporter asked, “Isn’t that Marxist policy?” And she was banished from the kingdom!

Then someone asked, “With no foreign relations experience, how will you deal with radical terrorists?” And the Pied Piper said, “Simple. I’ll sit down and talk with them and show them how nice we really are and they’ll forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!”

Then the Pied Piper said, “I’ll give 95% of you lower taxes.”

*And one, lone voice said, “But 40% of us don’t pay ANY taxes.”

So the Pied Piper said, “Then I’ll give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!”

*And the people said, “Show me the money!”

Then the Pied Piper said, “I’ll tax your Capital Gains when you sell your homes!”

*And the people yawned and the slumping housing market collapsed.

And he said, “I’ll mandate employer-funded health care for EVERY worker and raise the minimum wage.”

*And the people said, “Gimme some of that!”

Then he said, “I’ll penalize employers who ship jobs overseas.”

*And the people said, “Where’s my rebate check?”

Then the Pied Piper actually said, “I’ll bankrupt the coal industry and electricity rates will skyrocket!”

*And the people said, “Coal is dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we don’t care for that part about higher electric rates.”

So the Pied Piper said, “Not to worry. If your rebate isn’t enough to cover your expenses, we’ll bail you out. Just sign up with ACORN and your troubles are over!” Then he said, “Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let’s grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches, free medical care, bi-lingual signs and guaranteed housing.”

*And the people said, “Ole`! Bravo!” And they made him King!

And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers. Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy slowed even further. Then the Pied Piper said, “I am the Messiah and I’m here to save you! We’ll just print more money so everyone will have enough!” But our foreign trading partners said, “Wait a minute. Your dollar isn’t worth what it was. You’ll have to pay more.”

*And the people said, “Wait a minute. That’s not fair!”

And the world said, “Neither are these idiotic programs you’ve embraced. You’ve become a Socialist state and a second-rate power. Now you’ll play by our rules!”

*And the people said, “What have we done?” But it was too late.

If you think this is a fairy tale, open your eyes and ears. It’s happening RIGHT NOW! And did you know the president’s name is really an acronym…

Thanks to TEXAS Fred have a good day, POP

THE LITTLE RED HEN UNDER BHO!

This is a follow up on the ANT and the Grasshopper

Thanks to TEXAS Fred, http://rpc.blogrolling.com/redirect.php?r=caca93b61b79cd741e2bf0db31d62a9b&url=http%3A%2F%2Ftexasfred.net%2F

Obamanomics explained

Who will help me plant my wheat?” asked the little red hen.

“Not I,” said the cow.

“Not I,” said the duck.

“Not I,” said the pig.

“Not I,” said the goose.

“Then I will do it by myself,” said the little red hen, and so she did. She planted her crop, and the wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain.

“Who will help me reap my wheat?” asked the little red hen.

“Not I,” said the duck..

“Out of my classification,” said the pig.

“I’d lose my seniority,” said the cow.

“I’d lose my unemployment compensation,” said the goose.

“Then I will do it by myself,” said the little red hen, and so she did.

At last it came time to bake the bread. “Who will help me bake the bread?” asked the little red hen.

“That would be overtime for me,” said the cow.

“I’d lose my welfare benefits,” said the duck.

“I’m a dropout and never learned how,” said the pig.

“If I’m to be the only helper, that’s discrimination,” said the goose.

“Then I will do it by myself,” said the little red hen.

She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen said, “No, I shall eat all five loaves.”

“Excess profits!” cried the cow. (Nancy Pelosi)

“Capitalist leech!” screamed the duck. (Barbara Boxer)

“I demand equal rights!” yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson)

The pig just grunted in disdain. (Ted Kennedy)

And they all painted ‘Unfair!’ picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.

Then the farmer (Obama) came. He said to the little red hen, “You must not be so greedy.”

“But I earned the bread,” said the little red hen.

“Exactly,” said Barack the farmer. “That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle..”

And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, “I am grateful, for now I truly understand.”

But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because she joined the ‘party’ and got her bread free. And all the Democrats smiled. ‘Fairness’ had been established.

Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared…so long as there was free bread that ‘the rich’ were paying for.

EPILOGUE: Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs. Hillary got $8 million for hers. That’s $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn’t remember anything.

IS THIS A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT

Proudly stolen from: Texas Fred

Enjoy, POP

WATCH WHO YOU ARE ROBBING

1. Here’s something to make you smile on a Monday;
Posted to Craig’s List Personals:
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in
Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43 A M EST
I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I
hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend.
You also asked for my girlfriend’s purse and earrings.
I hope you somehow come across this message. I’d like to apologize.
I didn’t expect you to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after
you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that
evening, and it wasn’t that cold outside.
You see, my girlfriend had
just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for Christmas,
and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening.
Beautiful pistol, eh?
It’s a very intimidating weapon when pointed at
your head, isn’t it? I know it probably wasn’t a great deal of fun
walking back to wherever you’d come from with that brown sludge
flopping about in your pants. I’m sure it was even worse since you
also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I
couldn’t have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try
to mug us again.
I took the liberty of calling your mother, or “Momma”
as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your
situation. I also bought myself and four other people in the gas
station this morning a tank full of gas on your credit card. The guy
with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go
Go’s, along with all of the cash in your wallet.
I threw the wallet
in a fancy pink “pimp mobile” parked at the curb after I broke the
windshield and side window out and keyed the drivers side. I called a
bunch of phone sex numbers from your cellphone. They’ll be on your
bill in case you’d like to know which ones. Ma Bell just shut down
the line, and I’ve only had the phone for a little over a day now, so
I don’t know what’s going on with that. I hope they haven’t
permanently cut off your service.
I could only get in two threatening
phone calls to the D A ’s office and one to the FBI with it. The FBI guy
was really pissed and we had a long chat (I guess while he traced the number).
I’d also like to apologize for not killing you and instead
making you walk back home humiliated. I’m hoping that you’ll
reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky..
- Alex
P.S. Remember this motto…… an armed society is a polite society!